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Pennyaline
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 Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 2:04 am Post subject: Re: Classes for Men |
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Paul M. Cook wrote:
| Quote: | He meant elaborate about you since you.
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I understood what he meant, stud. He didn't get what he wanted. Too bad,
so sad.
| Quote: | Fortunately for him, he doesn't need anybody else. He has everyone he'll
ever need all rolled up in himself.
And if I leave the toilet seat up,. it's just no big deal for me.
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Yeppers. I think we all knew that one already. |
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Pennyaline
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| Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 2:05 am Post subject: Re: Classes for Men |
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Paul M. Cook wrote:
| Quote: | "Pennyaline" <norwegianblue@deadparrot.com> wrote in message
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Paul M. Cook wrote:
"Goomba" <Goomba38@comcast.net> wrote in message
LOL, if it were *really* true about the moon, every woman in the world
would be on the same schedule. They're not. Trust me. You might not have
a lot of experience with female anatomy, but I do.
Oh, I dunno. I know my way around female anatomy. I can provide
witnesses.
Experience with your blow up doll doesn't count. Interesting about the
witnesses, though ;)
Regardless, the phenomenon is observed when groups of women in close
living relationships and even in work groups "sync" up together.
Aboriginal tribes know this very well and use it as a form of birth
control. Ask any aborigine you know. Human females are unique in the
mammal world in this regard. Even our closest relatives, the higher
primates such as chimpanzees and gorillas, do not ovulate 12 months a
year and to the cycle of the moon. Maybe we're really descended form
grunion?
Not once in more than thirty years of menstruation and work relationships
have I seen "sync"ing up of cycles that was more than coincidence. My
mother, sister and I never sync'd. My daughter and I never sync'd. None of
the women I've worked with and I ever sync'd and yes, we do talk about our
periods and cycles with each other. The typical menstrual cycle is 28 days
but it can vary widely and still be "normal."
You experience or lack thereof proves not a thing. Humans are a product of
nature. And sometimes that nature can be pretty darn interesting.
Never the less, you're attitude toward women is misogynistic at best,
potentially gynophobic at the extremes. I advise that you stick to the
bachelor life: go back to your inflatable, buy yourself a good coffee
maker, put both of them on a timer so they're ready when you are, and
count your blessings.
Uh huh. Right, sure. That follows. I'd say it is more like the fact that
you're just a PMSng bitch. I pity the men in your life.
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I rest my case. |
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Paul M. Cook
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| Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 2:17 am Post subject: Re: Classes for Men |
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"Pennyaline" <norwegianblue@deadparrot.com> wrote in message
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| Quote: | Paul M. Cook wrote:
He meant elaborate about you since you.
I understood what he meant, stud. He didn't get what he wanted. Too bad,
so sad.
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You use the word stud so much I sense jealousy - as in your man's Viagra
prescription ran out again? You do sound like you could use a really stiff
one.
Paul |
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Paul M. Cook
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| Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 2:18 am Post subject: Re: Classes for Men |
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"Pennyaline" <norwegianblue@deadparrot.com> wrote in message
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| Quote: | Paul M. Cook wrote:
"Pennyaline" <norwegianblue@deadparrot.com> wrote in message
news:49242531$0$89398$815e3792@news.qwest.net...
Paul M. Cook wrote:
"Goomba" <Goomba38@comcast.net> wrote in message
LOL, if it were *really* true about the moon, every woman in the world
would be on the same schedule. They're not. Trust me. You might not
have a lot of experience with female anatomy, but I do.
Oh, I dunno. I know my way around female anatomy. I can provide
witnesses.
Experience with your blow up doll doesn't count. Interesting about the
witnesses, though ;)
Regardless, the phenomenon is observed when groups of women in close
living relationships and even in work groups "sync" up together.
Aboriginal tribes know this very well and use it as a form of birth
control. Ask any aborigine you know. Human females are unique in the
mammal world in this regard. Even our closest relatives, the higher
primates such as chimpanzees and gorillas, do not ovulate 12 months a
year and to the cycle of the moon. Maybe we're really descended form
grunion?
Not once in more than thirty years of menstruation and work
relationships have I seen "sync"ing up of cycles that was more than
coincidence. My mother, sister and I never sync'd. My daughter and I
never sync'd. None of the women I've worked with and I ever sync'd and
yes, we do talk about our periods and cycles with each other. The
typical menstrual cycle is 28 days but it can vary widely and still be
"normal."
You experience or lack thereof proves not a thing. Humans are a product
of nature. And sometimes that nature can be pretty darn interesting.
Never the less, you're attitude toward women is misogynistic at best,
potentially gynophobic at the extremes. I advise that you stick to the
bachelor life: go back to your inflatable, buy yourself a good coffee
maker, put both of them on a timer so they're ready when you are, and
count your blessings.
Uh huh. Right, sure. That follows. I'd say it is more like the fact
that you're just a PMSng bitch. I pity the men in your life.
I rest my case.
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Oh somehow I doubt that.
Paul |
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Christine Dabney
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| Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 2:28 am Post subject: Re: Classes for Men |
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On Wed, 19 Nov 2008 11:46:46 -0800, "Paul M. Cook" <pmcook@gte.net>
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| Quote: | Another explanation for the origin of Rx is that it was derived from the
astrological sign for Jupiter which was once placed on prescriptions to
invoke that god's blessing on the drug to help the patient recover.
Paul
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Actually, it is more the astrological sign for Saturn, than Jupiter. I
know, I have studied astrology.
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Janet Baraclough
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| Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 2:30 am Post subject: Re: Classes for Men |
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The message <gg1qf8$v7s$1@news.motzarella.org>
from "Paul M. Cook" <pmcook@gte.net> contains these words:
| Quote: | "Janet Baraclough" <janet.and.john@zetnet.co.uk> wrote in message
news:3130303039303239492441F623@zetnet.co.uk...
The message <ompomelet-42B313.09445019112008@news.giganews.com
from Omelet <ompomelet@gmail.com> contains these words:
In article <31303030393032394923F7F184@zetnet.co.uk>,
Janet Baraclough <janet.and.john@zetnet.co.uk> wrote:
The message <Xns9B5BBA08CCF45PeterLhomeinbrissie@210.8.230.25
from Peter Lucas <Peter-Lucas@brissie.com> contains these words:
But daughter #1 has problems still with pain etc..... what's the
'trace
mineral supplements'?
I recommend Dr-prescription strength evening primrose oil capsules
(not the puny version you can buy over the counter).
Magic for menopausal symptoms too.
Janet.
I did not know that stuff has an Rx strength? Really? It's supposed to
be super anti-inflammatory.
What's Rx strength mean in English?
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| Quote: | Rx = prescription.
Definition of Rx
Rx: A medical prescription. The symbol "Rx" is usually said to stand
for the
Latin word "recipe" meaning "to take." It is customarily part of the
superscription (heading) of a prescription.
Another explanation for the origin of Rx is that it was derived from the
astrological sign for Jupiter which was once placed on prescriptions to
invoke that god's blessing on the drug to help the patient recover.
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Thankyou for that :-)
In the UK, prescription strength EP are stronger than the stuff you
can buy over the counter.
As with many remedies and medications.
Janet
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Golden One
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| Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 2:36 am Post subject: Re: Classes for Men |
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On Nov 19, 1:38 pm, sf <s...@gmail.com> wrote:
| Quote: | On Tue, 18 Nov 2008 07:16:12 -0800, "Dimitri" <Dimitr...@prodigy.net
wrote:
"sf" <s...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:blg4i4dli2n350uggh2ak41gvq3dhvhm7t@4ax.com...
I'm probably not the first to see this, but it was my first time.
Scroll down to #14 for OB: Food.
Funny snipped
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I never worry about diets. The only carrots that
interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.
Mae West
Now let me put the other side of the coin into perspective.
I have 4 daughters and a wife.
That means for many years I lived with 5 girls/women.
Because of
Pre-menstrual syndrome
Menstrual syndrome
Post Menstrual syndrome
If you do the math correctly
I went through 15 weeks of Hell per month.
Remember, there's a special place in heaven for men placed in a family
of women (and women placed in a family of men). I don't think I could
have been the lone female in a family of males.
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I am. In my house there is Husband, two sons, two grandsons, a male
dog and two male cats! I like it, life is fairly predictable.
JB
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I never worry about diets. The only carrots that
interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.
Mae West- Hide quoted text -
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Peter Lucas
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| Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 2:45 am Post subject: Re: OT: Classes for Men |
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blake murphy <blakepmNOTTHIS@verizon.net> wrote in news:1z5r8qhbgctp
$.o3uzqa227ccd$.dlg@40tude.net:
| Quote: | My man knows (it took me a while to get it pounded into his head)
Therein, in that one pathetic statement, we've all got a better
undertanding of you.
How would *YOU* feel..... if a male on this group came out and said
the
same thing???
ie........
"My woman knows (it took me a while to get it pounded into her head)"
You'd be the first bitch jumping up and down and screaming like a
fucking banshee because of the "outrage".
are you familiar with the term 'figure of speech?
here's another: you're a dickhead.
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And you're nothing but an ass-kisser.
I don't give a flying f*** if it is a "figure of speech", like I said,
she'd be the first bitch jumping up and down in self righteous
indignation if any male made the same comment about a female.
Now.... run along, ass-kisser.
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Peter Lucas
Brisbane
Australia
"People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it is
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Peter Lucas
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| Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 2:50 am Post subject: Re: Classes for Men |
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"Paul M. Cook" <pmcook@gte.net> wrote in news:gg0jh2$1c5$1
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"Peter Lucas" <Peter-Lucas@brissie.com> wrote in message
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Goomba <Goomba38@comcast.net> wrote in
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Paul M. Cook wrote:
When women sync up it is in sync with the phases of the moon as
well.
Ovulation ocurs at full moon. Quite they mystery that. I suspect
it
has something to do with out origins as sea creatures.
Paul
Perhaps it is nutty ideas like that one that hinder your search for
a
woman?
LOL!!!
Hey, just go bar hopping at low tide and report back to me.
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You'll never find a good woman on a sand bar at low tide, if that's
where you've been looking!!
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Peter Lucas
Brisbane
Australia
"People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it is
safer to harrass rich women than motorcycle gangs." |
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Omelet
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| Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 2:52 am Post subject: Re: Classes for Men |
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In article <3130303039303239492441F623@zetnet.co.uk>,
Janet Baraclough <janet.and.john@zetnet.co.uk> wrote:
| Quote: | The message <ompomelet-42B313.09445019112008@news.giganews.com
from Omelet <ompomelet@gmail.com> contains these words:
In article <31303030393032394923F7F184@zetnet.co.uk>,
Janet Baraclough <janet.and.john@zetnet.co.uk> wrote:
The message <Xns9B5BBA08CCF45PeterLhomeinbrissie@210.8.230.25
from Peter Lucas <Peter-Lucas@brissie.com> contains these words:
But daughter #1 has problems still with pain etc..... what's the 'trace
mineral supplements'?
I recommend Dr-prescription strength evening primrose oil capsules
(not the puny version you can buy over the counter).
Magic for menopausal symptoms too.
Janet.
I did not know that stuff has an Rx strength? Really? It's supposed to
be super anti-inflammatory.
What's Rx strength mean in English?
g
Janet
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Rx = Prescription.
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Peace! Om
"Our prime purpose in this life is to help others. And if you can't help them, at least don't hurt them." -- Dalai Lama |
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Paul M. Cook
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| Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 2:55 am Post subject: Re: Classes for Men |
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"Christine Dabney" <artisan2@ix.netcom.com> wrote in message
news:6lt8i41vbrvi34nicmvilfb80q69eph2cf@4ax.com...
| Quote: | On Wed, 19 Nov 2008 11:46:46 -0800, "Paul M. Cook" <pmcook@gte.net
wrote:
Another explanation for the origin of Rx is that it was derived from the
astrological sign for Jupiter which was once placed on prescriptions to
invoke that god's blessing on the drug to help the patient recover.
Paul
Actually, it is more the astrological sign for Saturn, than Jupiter. I
know, I have studied astrology.
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I just cut and pasted that from the net. Caveat emptor.
Paul |
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Wayne Boatwright
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| Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 3:10 am Post subject: Re: OT: Classes for Men |
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On Wed 19 Nov 2008 10:26:57a, blake murphy told us...
| Quote: | On Wed, 19 Nov 2008 06:32:49 -0800 (PST), Sheldon wrote:
Duh'Wayne wrote:
sf writes:
Class 14
The Stove/Oven -- What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
ThatĒs insulting! ;-)
You're what's insulting. The subject says "classes for *Men*". You
may be anatomically male but you can never be regarded as a Man.
what do the forensic biologists say about you, sheldon?
blake
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My first guess is that they classify him as non-human.
--
Wayne Boatwright
(correct the spelling of "geemail" to reply)
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Dave Smith
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| Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 3:46 am Post subject: Re: Classes for Men |
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Goomba wrote:
| Quote: | Paul M. Cook wrote:
When women sync up it is in sync with the phases of the moon as well.
Ovulation ocurs at full moon. Quite they mystery that. I suspect it
has something to do with out origins as sea creatures.
Paul
Perhaps it is nutty ideas like that one that hinder your search for a
woman?
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I don't know it if it is nutty. There was a study back in the 70's that
claimed that women living in close quarters tended to synchronize
cycles, and that it started to happen within a few months. Apparently
the alleged phenomenon has been studied at length with some studies
confirming the original finding and others failing to support it. The
idea of it being affect by the moon has also been studied, and FWIW,
some native cultures refer to menstruation as being "with the moon".
I can't say if he is right or wrong, but I wouldn't call the suggestion
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Paul M. Cook
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| Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 4:30 am Post subject: Re: Classes for Men |
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"sf" <sf@gmail.com> wrote in message
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| Quote: | On Tue, 18 Nov 2008 07:16:12 -0800, "Dimitri" <Dimitri_C@prodigy.net
wrote:
"sf" <sf@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:blg4i4dli2n350uggh2ak41gvq3dhvhm7t@4ax.com...
I'm probably not the first to see this, but it was my first time.
Scroll down to #14 for OB: Food.
Funny snipped
--
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that
interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.
Mae West
Now let me put the other side of the coin into perspective.
I have 4 daughters and a wife.
That means for many years I lived with 5 girls/women.
Because of
Pre-menstrual syndrome
Menstrual syndrome
Post Menstrual syndrome
If you do the math correctly
I went through 15 weeks of Hell per month.
Remember, there's a special place in heaven for men placed in a family
of women (and women placed in a family of men). I don't think I could
have been the lone female in a family of males.
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Now that is good news. I have 3 sisters, no brothers.
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Peter Lucas
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| Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 4:34 am Post subject: Re: Classes for Men |
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"Paul M. Cook" <pmcook@gte.net> wrote in news:gg2m7q$f8o$1
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Hey, just go bar hopping at low tide and report back to me.
You'll never find a good woman on a sand bar at low tide, if that's
where you've been looking!!
Sand bar - LOL.
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Well..... it's the only bar you'll find at low tide!!
But as for other bars........ I gave up bar hopping when I was a teenager.
The best place to pick up chicks is at wine tastings :-)
--
Peter Lucas
Brisbane
Australia
"People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it is safer
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