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 Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 8:34 am Post subject: OT: Classes for Men |
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I'm probably not the first to see this, but it was my first time.
Scroll down to #14 for OB: Food.
Winter Classes for Men at
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
by Friday, November 29th 2008
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS
MAXIMUM
Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide
Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat to
Avoid The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? -- Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The
Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5
Dinner Dishes -- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM
Class 6
Loss Of Identity -- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Class 7
Learning How To Find Things -- Starting With Looking In The Right
Places And Not Turn The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8
Health Watch -- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours..
Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost -- Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined
Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
Class 11
Learning to Live -- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy -- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries
and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 14
The Stove/Oven -- What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
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I never worry about diets. The only carrots that
interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.
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Peter-Lucas
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sf <sf@gmail.com> wrote in news:blg4i4dli2n350uggh2ak41gvq3dhvhm7t@4ax.com:
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Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat to
Avoid The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? -- Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
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The bathtub is *way* bigger than the toilet bowl. And there's no seat to
lift!!
:-)
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Peter Lucas
Brisbane
Australia
"People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it is safer
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Peter-Lucas
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sf <sf@gmail.com> wrote in
news:e5j4i414fl0m9l2j1ifmc43bdp8lrhm3ui@4ax.com:
| Quote: | On Tue, 18 Nov 2008 04:40:09 GMT, Wayne Boatwright
wayneboatwright@geemail.com> wrote:
On Mon 17 Nov 2008 09:29:35p, sf told us...
Class 14
The Stove/Oven -- What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
That’s insulting! ;-)
Location to be determined? I would assume it must be in some sort of
kitchen facility since it’s a “live demonstration”.
LOL! You're being way too defensive. Many men appear not to know
where the stove is located. ;)
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You've obviously spent your whole life mixed up with the wrong men,
then.
Silly you.
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Peter Lucas
Brisbane
Australia
"People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it is
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Peter Lucas
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"Paul M. Cook" <pmcook@gte.net> wrote in
news:gftpdk$353$1@news.motzarella.org:
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"Peter-Lucas" <Peter-Lucas@brissie.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9B5A9A6B266E3PeterLhomeinbrissie@210.8.230.25...
sf <sf@gmail.com> wrote in
news:blg4i4dli2n350uggh2ak41gvq3dhvhm7t@4ax.com:
Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat to
Avoid The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? -- Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
The bathtub is *way* bigger than the toilet bowl. And there's no seat
to lift!!
I keep hearing how girls rarely go into the engineering field and then
I recall that I have never met one yet who seems to know how to lower
a toilet seat. I'm 46 years old and I have never once sat my bare ass
in a bowl of cold toilet water after failing to lower the seat first
at 2 in the morning let alone 2 in the afternoon.
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Yep, same same.
Females make *such* a big deal out of us making sure we *lift* the seat
(which is just basic commonsense anyway) and then an even bigger deal
about us not lowering the seat!!
Females who want us to both lift and lower the seat are just plain lazy.
:-)
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Peter Lucas
Brisbane
Australia
"People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it is
safer to harrass rich women than motorcycle gangs." |
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Wayne Boatwright
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| Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 8:34 am Post subject: Re: OT: Classes for Men |
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On Mon 17 Nov 2008 09:29:35p, sf told us...
| Quote: | Class 14
The Stove/Oven -- What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
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That’s insulting! ;-)
Location to be determined? I would assume it must be in some sort of kitchen
facility since it’s a “live demonstration”.
--
Wayne Boatwright
(correct the spelling of "geemail" to reply)
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sf
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| Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 8:35 am Post subject: Re: OT: Classes for Men |
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On Tue, 18 Nov 2008 04:40:09 GMT, Wayne Boatwright
<wayneboatwright@geemail.com> wrote:
| Quote: | On Mon 17 Nov 2008 09:29:35p, sf told us...
Class 14
The Stove/Oven -- What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
That’s insulting! ;-)
Location to be determined? I would assume it must be in some sort of kitchen
facility since it’s a “live demonstration”.
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LOL! You're being way too defensive. Many men appear not to know
where the stove is located. ;)
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I never worry about diets. The only carrots that
interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.
Mae West |
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Sqwertz
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| Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 8:35 am Post subject: Re: OT: Classes for Men |
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Gee. 4 of the newest 5 threads are marked OT.
Welcome to RFC.
-sw |
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Dan Abel
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In article <e5j4i414fl0m9l2j1ifmc43bdp8lrhm3ui@4ax.com>,
sf <sf@gmail.com> wrote:
| Quote: | On Tue, 18 Nov 2008 04:40:09 GMT, Wayne Boatwright
wayneboatwright@geemail.com> wrote:
On Mon 17 Nov 2008 09:29:35p, sf told us...
Class 14
The Stove/Oven -- What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
That’s insulting! ;-)
Location to be determined? I would assume it must be in some sort of
kitchen
facility since it’s a “live demonstration”.
LOL! You're being way too defensive. Many men appear not to know
where the stove is located. 
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It's in the backyard. It eats charcoal.
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Dan Abel
Petaluma, California USA
dabel@sonic.net |
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Paul M. Cook
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| Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 8:35 am Post subject: Re: OT: Classes for Men |
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"Peter-Lucas" <Peter-Lucas@brissie.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9B5A9A6B266E3PeterLhomeinbrissie@210.8.230.25...
| Quote: | sf <sf@gmail.com> wrote in
news:blg4i4dli2n350uggh2ak41gvq3dhvhm7t@4ax.com:
Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat to
Avoid The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? -- Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
The bathtub is *way* bigger than the toilet bowl. And there's no seat to
lift!!
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I keep hearing how girls rarely go into the engineering field and then I
recall that I have never met one yet who seems to know how to lower a toilet
seat. I'm 46 years old and I have never once sat my bare ass in a bowl of
cold toilet water after failing to lower the seat first at 2 in the morning
let alone 2 in the afternoon.
Paul |
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Paul M. Cook
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These things amuse me. I have had my share of girlfriends and they live in
dumps, rarely clean, they have their clothes all over the floor and hanging
from the curtains, the shower rods and every door, they can't cook and
instead eat junk food microwaved from a box, they do not even know what a
dishwasher is for let alone a sink and a scrub brush. They are so
mechanically inept they can't change a light bulb so they buy a new lamp
instead. The only thing they ever made for dinner was a reservation.
But their toilet seat is always down and their toothpaste tubes are properly
squeezed from the bottom up.
On the other hand I live in a clean home. I cook all my own meals. I fix
my own cars. I can fix anything. I never have an empty toilet paper roll.
I wash my own dishes and even my own clothes. I not only have an iron I
know how to use it. I even sew my own buttons on. I can program my own TV
remote, too. And I know how a toilet seat works.
I'd marry a woman who could make just a pot of coffee. Yet to find one.
Paul |
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sf
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| Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 8:35 am Post subject: Re: OT: Classes for Men |
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On Tue, 18 Nov 2008 05:13:29 +0000 (UTC), "Peter-Lucas"
<Peter-Lucas@brissie.com> wrote:
| Quote: | You've obviously spent your whole life mixed up with the wrong men,
then.
Silly you.
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Make that ONE man, Bubba. I have standards.
My man knows (it took me a while to get it pounded into his head) how
to vacuum, do laundry, make beds, clean the bathrooms and cook (plain,
but tasty)". If we want fancy cooking, I do it.
BTW: I raised a man child that cooks as well or better than I do. Son
often (meaning once a week or more) comes over to my house *with* his
son and cooks dinner for us. He's a good refrigerator scrounger, but
he's not against buying grub and cooking it here. <sniffle> I live
such a hard life.
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I never worry about diets. The only carrots that
interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.
Mae West |
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Omelet
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| Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 8:35 am Post subject: Re: Classes for Men |
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In article <gftq1r$79g$1@news.motzarella.org>,
"Paul M. Cook" <pmcook@gte.net> wrote:
| Quote: | These things amuse me. I have had my share of girlfriends and they live in
dumps, rarely clean, they have their clothes all over the floor and hanging
from the curtains, the shower rods and every door, they can't cook and
instead eat junk food microwaved from a box, they do not even know what a
dishwasher is for let alone a sink and a scrub brush. They are so
mechanically inept they can't change a light bulb so they buy a new lamp
instead. The only thing they ever made for dinner was a reservation.
But their toilet seat is always down and their toothpaste tubes are properly
squeezed from the bottom up.
On the other hand I live in a clean home. I cook all my own meals. I fix
my own cars. I can fix anything. I never have an empty toilet paper roll.
I wash my own dishes and even my own clothes. I not only have an iron I
know how to use it. I even sew my own buttons on. I can program my own TV
remote, too. And I know how a toilet seat works.
I'd marry a woman who could make just a pot of coffee. Yet to find one.
Paul
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Where do you live? <g>
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Peace! Om
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Omelet
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| Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 8:35 am Post subject: Re: OT: Classes for Men |
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In article
<dabel-410B6F.21223717112008@c-61-68-245-199.per.connect.net.au>,
Dan Abel <dabel@sonic.net> wrote:
| Quote: | In article <e5j4i414fl0m9l2j1ifmc43bdp8lrhm3ui@4ax.com>,
sf <sf@gmail.com> wrote:
On Tue, 18 Nov 2008 04:40:09 GMT, Wayne Boatwright
wayneboatwright@geemail.com> wrote:
On Mon 17 Nov 2008 09:29:35p, sf told us...
Class 14
The Stove/Oven -- What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
That’s insulting! ;-)
Location to be determined? I would assume it must be in some sort of
kitchen
facility since it’s a “live demonstration”.
LOL! You're being way too defensive. Many men appear not to know
where the stove is located. ;)
It's in the backyard. It eats charcoal.
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<snicker>
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Peace! Om
"Our prime purpose in this life is to help others. And if you can't help them, at least don't hurt them." -- Dalai Lama |
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Sheldon
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| Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 1:34 pm Post subject: Re: OT: Classes for Men |
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Duh'Wayne SICKO PINHEAD wrote:
| Quote: | sf writes
Many men appear not to know
where the stove is located. �;)
Most of the men I know, both gay
and straight, know how to cook and cook well.
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Hmm, there's always some sicko pinhead that has to inject their
penchant for buggering, both grown males and young boys, into a
perfectly normal thread. |
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Sheldon
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| Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 2:41 pm Post subject: Re: OT: Classes for Men |
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Kathleen wrote:
| Quote: | sf wrote:
Class 8
Health Watch -- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours..
Back when I was in college I worked for a couple of architects who had
an office down on The Landing in St. Louis. �There was a... �I hesitate
to use the term florist, because what he sold was bundles of flowers.
If you wanted them arranged, you were on your own. �Anyway, he sold a
dozen roses, any color you wanted, for $10.00.
It was Valentine's Day and my dad called me the night before and asked
would I go over there and pick up a couple dozen roses for my mom.
Yellow, and tropicana orange, if they had them.
It was within walking distance from my office so at lunch time I walked
over there and found a line that literally spanned the entire block. �So
I took my place in the queue and fidgeted as I watched the minutes tick
away. �This was before cell phones so I had no way of letting my bosses
know what was up.
When I reached the kiosk, I bet a substantial part of my paycheck on the
fact that they would forgive me if I came back with flowers for their wives.
I returned to the office with an empty stomach and nearly an hour late,
with the flowers my dad had requested, a dozen red roses for each for
the partners' wives, plus a dozen each of pink to mix in, a giant bundle
of carnations from me and my sister to our mom, and a bundle of gorgeous
siberian irises for the apprentice's wife, who had more eclectic tastes,
and who I knew considered roses a clich�.
I got reimbursed, and not only did I not get in trouble for being late,
there was a bonus amounting to a weeks pay on my next check.
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Gee, that many large bouquets are not only weighty but extremely
bulky, who helped you carry them? |
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